Fart in My Own Bed

by Purdy Holsom

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Written & performed by Purdy Holsom.

Album art by Kelsey McEvoy (www.lifeoutloud.kelseymcevoy.com)


Fart In My Own Bed

Well, baby you recently left me
Said I wasn’t serious enough
I was always joking around and it got to be too much
Now both of us realized that our relationship was pretty much through
Now that I’m single, there’s some things I’ve been meaning to do

And I’m gonna fart in my own bed
Sit around the house and play guitar all day
Forget about them stupid things you said
I like playing with myself anyways

My first day of being single,
I’m gonna run around the house butt-naked
Jiggling my buttocks to the beats of Ace of Base
I’ll think about how I went without
The whole time I was taken
And how it only takes a finger for you to be replaced


For you I tried to change my ways and not be such a savage
I did the dishes, spoke polite, even avoided cabbage
Now I could sit around, just a hoping and a’ moping
Or just not clean, eat all the beans and shit with that door open!



released June 1, 2014
Purdy Holsom/Emily Pakes



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Purdy Holsom Durham, North Carolina

Singer-schlongbiter, rapper wrong-righter

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