by Purdy Holsom



How North Carolinians describe dubstep.



Mama! Mamaaaaa!


Can I go to a rave at Tina’s trailer tonight?

Y’all ain’t doing meth again are you?

Nah, we’re listening to Skrillex.

Skrillex? I swear I don’t know how you listen to that CRAP!

Sounds like two robots f*cking in a trash can
A buttplug titilating Pac Man
A gas can going through a cat scan
with a box fan and a fry pan
A handbag setting off the sirens
at the airport every dang time it’s
the worst damn thing that I ever done heard

Sounds like two ninjas with vibrator nunchucks
falling down the stairs into throw-up
A room full of synths having seizures
An electrolarynx when a sneeze hurts
a dentist drilling on a back tooth
Somebody sawing off a tree at the last root
it’s a forecep at the doorstep of your cortex
Lemme tell ya ‘bout dubstep


released April 24, 2015
Written & produced by Purdy Holsom.
Mixed at Blue Moose Studios
Mastering by Bruno Talledo


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