2 Chix

by Purdy Holsom

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2 Chix

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Picking up a pregnant girl's like picking up two chicks
I brought ya tulips, let's do this
Picking up a pregnant girl's like picking up two chicks
Sit on my forked tongue, come before the stork does/Bun in the oven, don't stop the lovin'
Picking up a pregnant girl's like picking up two chicks
I brought ya two lips, let's do this
Picking up a pregnant girl's like picking up two chicks
We'll get through this, p-push it real good

You're lookin' hot ma, I dig your full-figured bod
Where did you get that top, Peas in a Pod?
I'll bust ya out them maternity stretch jeans
when I feed ya these pickles and ice cream
But you look so good, I don't even need a strip-tease
just break me offa piece of that WIC cheese
you sensitive, baby girl thats why you get me
I'll kick it witcha even though your baby kicked me

(Chorus)

Vacation, got a Play Station
girl what you doin' on Thursday
Lactation, mammal incubation
girl ya got me so thur-stay
I wore my boots, baby you can call me hee haw
flip ya on your belly, ride ya like a see saw
I spit game til she get into my Mazda
Way to the hospital she rappin' in Lamaze, y'all
Hoo-hoo-hee, hoo-hoo-hee, hoo-hoo-hee
Hoo-hoo-hee, hoo-hoo-hee, hoo-hoo-hee

(Chorus)

Her cooter's suckin' on my thumb,
Baby Alive, he stuck out his hand
mother[slap] high-fived me
I'm waitin' months late and
I'm down here looking as she dilating
Did I feel ya squirt? 'cause the floor is soaked
ah ish, babygirl I think your water broke
Get to the hospital you 'bout to release him
then I'm getting out of here 'cause I ain't into threesomes

(Chorus)

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released February 14, 2014

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